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As the early 90's grunge scene gave way to the excited but mentally desiccating era of Maroon 5, Albania Mania was forced by alcoholism and pregnancy to disband and freak out. The sons and daughters of Albania Mania's forceful and depraved march through the south inherited the spoils. Some weather-beaten juggling clubs, a torn frock, crooks and shanks, strings and bellows; as well as the stilted and dangerous mentality of their forebears. As they grew, they learned to forge connections between the assorted detritus of their ancestor's sex-crazed heyday. A juggling club, for instance, can be used as a mortar and pestle, yes, but it can also be used to entertain couples who are strung out on coffee but bored with shopping. From these desperate conjunctions of a gravely scattered history the youths found in each other hope and companionship. With avid passion for the impossible, they took to three of the four corners of this folding world power, in hopes that when the time arrived, they would be there, at the fringes, ready to reunite. And so they wait: The Black Death All Stars, The Petrojvic Blasting Co. and The Women of the Future, like broken shards of a once exquisite diamond. ---Max Benkelman
- But anyway, this website can still be something to do for a second:
- This is the primary reason for us to exist in reality and so also virtual reality: we desire attention. So, mention a compliment, crush, or gossip, something to make us feel that we are not just your one night stand.
- Peep your city on the diary part. This way you know we paid attention.
- Tell George Clooney about Albania Mania. And thank him for his thing.
- Did you know that one time we had a tour bus like a real band? Check that out! Che sfiga! And if you are Oprah or God and you do not know what to do with all your thousands of dollars because you already have everything you need, maybe after this tragic story you will know exactly what you can do for us.
- Here, we make it easy for you.
- Hey, what if you need a model? Maybe you will discover that this is the right place for you!
- Go to ourspace and listen to us and make new friends just like if we were still on a street or inside a house party and the police were not there yet.
- If you ever asked "how does Albania Mania kick it so strong?" this is what you want to know.
- Peep Crytal Kanney: fiddle player, artist, lover...!
-translation by Justin Rubenstein
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